Monday, April 6, 2009

That Student Association Smile


You know the one, that grin you get when you hear the Student Association is back to the old days of 15 minute meetings and approval of all good agenda items. Talk about efficiency!

I think we all need to take a little time and congratulate our man Robert "Finally IEC Bitches" Grover or "Grove Stove" as his adoring fans (me) like to call him, on finally becoming the IEC. Apparently this Stuart Gavin fuck doesn't get it. Rob was the President of the Students United for Change party which now controls the student government and is now the Independent Election Commissioner presiding over the election that will oversee a smooth transition for SUFC, which no longer exists. Get over it hippy!

Now I know what some of you liberal critics are going to say, but it's not Grover's fault that around half the amount of candidates are running this year compared to last year. This is merely an acceptance of current policies carried out by the SA and approval of the now non-existant SUFC agenda. Well, good luck to all the non-hippy candidates!

Look for my candidate breakdown when I'm done trading stocks.

RH Delighted!

P.S. Ladies, I hear the Grove Stove is cookin' a big ole spicy sausage just for you! Just make sure he takes it off the stove before it gets too hot or you'll have a hell of a mess to clean up.

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