it's time to take back OUR country. REVOLUTION EDITION.

PTJ Patriots!

It's official. The Socialists have taken over OUR country. Pretty soon everyone will have teeth. This aggression will not stand!

We don't have time to wait and "vote" in the next "election." We don't need more "conventions" or "summits" or "filibusters" or "super minorities." The tyranny of the super majority now has a new name, "the tyranny of the simple majority." But we must not be fooled.

THEY WANT us to think Washington is at a standstill. THEY LOOVVE IT.

Call up your friends. There's no time to waste. It's time for the REVOLUTION!



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THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE! TWO IF BY LAND! ONE IF YOU PASS GO!

Benny: A Man of Success

While I don't usually break down my spirituality on PTJ (it's reserved for a 50 minute window on Sunday mornings with a ten minute bathroom break during the sermon), I thought I'd share my main main Benny Hinn with you.

God has rewarded him through a series of miracles with some modest property for all of his good works. How did he get in so good with god? In the best use of Drowning Pool since Operation Iraqi Freedom, this video show Pastor Benny kickin' some devil ass or gettin' the gay outta these people or something. Check it out:

So much to cover

Well I thought bringing my cousin Goddard on board would help fill the hot, sweaty, gaping PTJ void in all your lives, but it doesn’t seem like he’s up to the task yet. He’s let a few things slip by and I think we’d better address them ASAP.

Last week Nathan Johnson rambled on about nationalism being a bad thing. As usual we get common sense in the comment of one Johanan Raatz. Johanan points out the harmlessness, fun, and joy of nationalism, saying it’s “simply community spirit. It’s just rooting for the home team, the same way you would root for the Brewers over the Red Sox…” Ted Williams, a great American, didn’t just root for his home teams (the Red Sox and America), he actively participated. Williams’ career took a 7th inning stretch of sorts when he decided to spend his time bombing Koreans in the Korean War. Apparently the Koreans were paying more than the Sox then and we all know Ted was a big proponent of the free market (who knew they even had an Air Force then?). Sometimes things get a little heated in international affairs and baseball and “teams” have to go to war in extra innings. So remember Nathan, you idiot, nationalism is just like baseball, except the foul balls explode and the fans are “collateral damage.”

Now it’s time we turn to the future of the Republican Party. Conservative leaders have put together the Mount Vernon Statement, which, without reading, I’m sure I agree with. Unfortunately, some asshole (I’m looking at you SDS) signed “Adolph Hitler” as the first name. These antics have caused leaders to bar anyone from signing the digital document. The Christian Science Monitor’s Tracey D. Samuelson at least gets the feeling right when she says, “one hopes that in 1789, when anonymity was a little harder to come by in a live constitutional assembly, Americans were more polite to one another – or at least, more respectful.”

I too yearn for the days of old when white men could decide what’s good for this country, go home to put their wives in line, and make sure the slaves worked well past sun down. Ahhh yes, the good ‘ole days. I think the Mount Vernon Statement should stand for exactly what the real estate did for its original owner, George Washington. Like Washington put off emancipating his slaves until his death, let us, the conservative moement, put off any kind of responsibility for the economic situation. Hey, I didn’t vote for George W. Bush’s massive deficits and if Republican politicians say they didn’t either, who am I to question them? We need to push forward, renewing President Bush’s money-saving tax cuts to help everyone in America.

Next, we need to oppose Democrats’ efforts to reform Wall Street, if anyone is going to get us out of this economic mess, it’s going to be Wall Street and only with massive deregulation. Glass Steagall what? Now I know what you’re thinking so just hear me out, I’m just as pissed at Wall Street as you are my teabaggin’ friend. If we simultaneously call for Republicans to oppose President Obama’s socialist agenda (regulating Wall Street and the healthcare industry) and advocate for reform on these specific points because we have been personally affected, we might just confuse the Democrats enough to cause their defeat! Really, how can they respond to us if we say we want healthcare from companies whose huge profits we care about more than affordable health coverage, yet Congress must make coverage affordable (reform), but we also want the government completely out of their lives? (oh, but don’t touch the military you fuckin’ hippies…I want them all up in my life). By the time they’ve figured out we’re just making a lot of noise because Glenn Beck told us to, it’ll be time for the 2010 elections and Democratic supporters will be too afraid to leave home.

Alright, I think we have a plan, but in the case that I can't pick up Goddard's slack, I'd like to say that I've saved the best news for last:

PANTHER TALK LIVE IS BACK
Ok, so I'm a bit suspicious because the first post in months appears to be poetry of some sort. After Kyle had to apologize for speaking his mind about black people or something, it seems he may not have withstood the liberal onslaught, his heart, encased in steel may have been cracked open, creating a true bleeding heart. His next post offered to have a discussion!!!! This isn't the Kyle I know! The old Kyle would just tell people what to think and then berate anyone that might be in opposition to him.

If you're still in their old Kyle, I want you to show me a sign and when I see that sign it will open my eyes. Yeah, I know life is demanding without understanding and you've told me time and time again that "no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong," but where do you belong Kyle!?

Heidrich Out!

CRAP!

Stupid google image doesn't even know who "Packers quarterback" is!
Richard even warned me about that.

Here is the quarterback of Green Bay American football club.



A Rodge says fight the power.

Achilles' Heel.

Big surprise. He did it again.
Self-destructed in the final moments of the game, just when his team needed him the most. Just when you thought he had changed his game, he exposed his Achilles' Heel.

They were one touchdown away from being one game away from being one game away from being one victory away from being the champions of American football...but he fumbled the ball to the other team for a winning touchdown. I know the excuses. It was an illegal hit. The offensive line had been terrible all game. The whole team shared the loss. But we all know the ball was in his hands with the game on the line, and he blew it.

We could spend another long off-season second-guessing what could have been, hoping for another chance next year, and generally not being happy for the successes we've had. Instead, I offer all my fellow Cheeseheads this Packers Quiz, as a tribute to a better than average season. Test your fandom! Test your wits!

#1: You attended a Packers game this year.

Y N (Circle one)

#2: You attended a Packers game this year, and the tickets were provided by someone who works for UWM.

Y N (Circle one)

#3: You attended a Packers game this year, the tickets were provided by someone who works for UWM, and you are a UWM Student Association senator.

Y N (Circle one)

#4: You attended a Packers game, tickets were provided by a UWM employee, you are an SA senator, and you voted to give student funds to the department for which said employee works.

Y N (Circle one)


If you answered 'Y' to all four questions, you are a super fan! If you voted 'N' don't worry; you can use the off-season to rest and re-tool and get ready for next season's SFC funding! Whoo Hoo! Sunday night par-tay!

"Quality and price are directly related."

Howdy, y'all. Richard invited me to help maintain his blog for a while, so here's my first post.

I know you haven't warmed up to me yet, so I better start with a tribute. As I'm sure y'all know, Speaker Kyle Duerstein has come out against lowering tuition. And rightly so! Those moon bat Marxists want education to be "awesome and affordable," but K Dog knows that you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

"Quality and price are directly related," quoth the Duer, and I agree. So here are just a few of my favorite quality things...


$175 mill. And worth every damn penny!

$68 mill. --- the best 3rd string QB money can buy!

$7.5 mill and stronger than an iceberg!

It's not right for the President to be losing credibility with the Regents. Their opinion of the UWM President must be maintained at all costs. "We've...got to be realistic about what we're dealing with." And that is ending a sentence with a preposition. But seriously, y'all, I know you got my back when I endorse the Duer's campaign to keep tuition hikes in place.

Cuz here's the thing: I know Che Burseth likes to TALK about tuition. But K Dog WALKS THE WALK. He's not just saying that tuition is fairly priced. He's paying it, for like the 7th year in a row. So shut up, Moon Bats!

I gotta go watch some youtube clips of Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Convention speech ($100K = quality!!!).

Long live the Duer!

Goddard Remschel

You've Let Me Down PTJ Patriots

Despite all of your adulation over the past year, when I really needed you, you let me down. I've spent the months since my last post in October seeking a new purpose in life. My main man Kyle D. shut his blog down after criticism about something he posted when he had one too many sips of the "honesty tonic" at Buckhead's. I tried reading Johanan Raatz, but it just wasn't the same. Raatz used words I needed to look up and didn't have that same warm gritty "I'm gonna tell ya 'bout my cuntry" feeling I got from the old Panther Talk Live.

I had buried Panther Talk Live in my backyard next to my old dog Whiskey, but it seems the ghost of UWM-past is revisiting us. Today I just found Kyle has found a new home with WISN 12. Kyle's recent post, eloquently titled "UW Students on crack?", gave me that old fuzzy feeling. Kyle is taking on the issue of $100 a class. Kyle noted: "My first reaction was that these people are idiots, and don't live in the real world." Kyle's right, in even moderate fantasy lands students pay just over $3,000 to go to school. Note that these fantasy lands would have a massive GDP, incomparable to say...Maryland. Their professors are all about teaching and they don't have to deal with Chancellor Santiago. In this crazy $100 a class world Russel Scott could be a student forever. Jay Burseth must be smokin' something.

But this is all beside the point. As much as I've been itchin' for a fix since Kyle deserted the internet, I don't think I can go back to my old habits. All I can offer you is this: my cousin, Goddard Remschel. Obviously our family has deep and not so deep roots to the Fatherland so watch out. I'm going to let Goddard introduce himself. Maybe I'll pop back in once in a while or maybe I'll leave in a montage of American flags, sunsets, and soaring eagles. Fuck it, maybe both.

PTJ Lives!