Wednesday, March 10, 2010

There is a god

Sure, you already knew that, but I can prove it. I'm typing naked at my laptop in a full sweat. I was just about to check out some sweet Jeff Dunham clips because we basically have the same sense of humor, when I got a head rush and blacked out.

All I know is that when I came to I was sprawled out on the floor, my chair tipped over, and I seem to have eaten all of my butterscotch candies sitting next to my computer desk. That's when I noticed a new post on PTJ. If you haven't read it yet, scroll down and see what just happened.

I will be your vessel (or vassal) any time Kyle. I am proud to serve.

Heidrich possessed!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

BATMAN.

Like Batman answering the bat signal, all you have to do is call on The Duer to take our country back, and he's on the case, with lightning speed!

Controversial voice vote at March 9 SA Senate meeting from The UWM Post on Vimeo.



Done, done, and done. The country is safely back in our hands! Whoo hoo!

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Steaming pile of crap.

We're saved! The Duer is back in ACTION!

Morons beware, The Duer knows a "steaming pile of crap" when he sees one!

Wait a minute...

Nevermind. This is some kind of forgery. I thought I was reading some straight up panther talk live. It sounds like The Duer. It looks like The Duer. But The Duer would never give his name to some elitist liberal media commies like ABC.

And no way The Duer would say "It's nice that they hold a rally protesting against higher tuition. I agree with them, the cost of tuition is rising at a rate that is nearly out of control." This article was probably planted by the SDS or the ACLU or the College Dems. They had me going for a minute. Sneaky morons.

This is defamation!!

The PTJ legal team will be looking into this immediately.

Somebody call The Duer. It's time to take back our country.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Patriots-

You know I like to stick to commentary and opinion.
Unfortunately, with all these hippies everywhere ruining my day, I think I need to set the record straight.

This is a SNOWBALL:



A few of these lobbed around the old UWM campus is good, clean, Wisconsin fun. Even for no-goodniks like the SDS. No one is denying that. The problem, as outlined so clearly by Chancellor Santiago and Vice Chancelor Luljak, is that students were throwing ice chunks at the police.

This is an ICE CHUNK:



As you can see, this has nothing to do with tuition or free speech.

Don't believe the hype.

Goddard Remschel






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