Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ohler/Raatz wimped out. Grove Stove is a failure. Kristopeit didn't seize control of the SA. We haven't heard a word from Kyle Duerstein in weeks. The PTJ Patriots apparently haven't secured my three year term yet so we need to move on to our next strategy.
We need Daniel FUCKING Bahr!
We need His Bahrness to ride in on his golden bull of student government justice. Rid us of these god damn hippies, oh master Bahr. If you can't do it on your own, bring your sidekick Tobin Hubergertzky or whatever. He knows how to fuck shit up royally. Bring us back to the glory days when student organizations feared asking their student government for anything. Hire your own government from your pool of personal friends and rule with an iron fist.
Remember Dan, mandates aren't given, they're taken!
RH Raise the Bahr!
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