Where Are They Now?

It’s been a while since I posted here folks. I’ve been busy Tea Partyin’ since ’09 and I haven’t had time for much else. I see my cousin has been slacking on the

I’m sure you’ve all noticed that our great Governor Walker has been kickin’ ass and taking names, but I’m guessing you’re wondering, “How can one man do so much?” Well he can’t. Fact is that he’s been getting help from some old colleagues of my main man over at PTL. So what are these old SAers up to these days?

Daniel V. Bahr: Still masquerading as a Democrat while thickening his accent.

AJ Piwarun: Gettin’ some Va-Jay on the side.

Kyle Duerstein: Recently started the now powerful Wisconsin mayonnaise lobby.

Robert Grover: Has latched on to the Democratic/union protests with his own agenda, consistently holds signs at the Capitol building in favor of breast milk pasteurization.

Joe Ohler: Testing his homemade makeup concoctions on the caged animals in his basement…still. Opposing Scott Walker for not rounding up union members in reeducation camps…when he’s not busy video blogging.

Jay Burseth: Livin’ the dream in his Bruce Springsteen cover band.

Tobin Hubregeljfastke: Masturbating fiercely to ever Walker press release.

It's good to see everyone so productive in their post-college endeavors, except for Kyle. He's impressively taken on lobbying while struggling to continue his college career indefinitely. More power to you KD!

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