Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Spread Democracy

The U.S. war in Iraq is continuing on its path to victory and we are all glad to see that, but something has been bothering me. This war was not the cakewalk the American public expected, no, needed. That brings me todays news:

"Greenland voted heavily Tuesday in favor of self-rule, in a referendum that paves the way for independence from Denmark and gives Greenland rights to lucrative Arctic resources, final results showed. A total of 76 percent voted for greater autonomy."

If I know anything about the Kingdom of Denmark (and I do), it's that this brutal and oppressive kindgom will ensure the continued subjugation of Greenland as their serfs. Our neighbors to the North need our help in their coming bloody war of independence. As the keepers of democracy, we must defend any democratic country in the world!

What can you do?
Call your local military arms dealer to see how you can help the Greenland Independence effort.
Contact your representative in Congress to pass legislation immediately declaring Denmark a threat to national security and world peace...that should show 'em.
Talk to your friend about how Denmark and all Denmarkian items should be boycotted.

In this time of severe economic crisis, the market had dictated that we need to boost our economy. Military expenditures can help maintain a robust U.S. defense industry. In 1961, President Eisenhower warned of a coming military industrial complex. Today, I warn of it's coming demise without support for future wars like that between Greenland and Denmark.

Know the Enemy:

Wednesday, November 5, 2008